Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Square Mile Absence

Due to some family hulabaloo SMW will be away from the blogosphere until 10 August.

See you then.

Monday, 11 July 2011

Thursday, 7 July 2011

The Glorious NHS

'I had constant stomach pains and I couldn't eat anything so I was always so skinny as a child, far skinnier than I should have been.

'Eventually, after years of agony, I went to see a private doctor who diagnosed me immediately with Crohn's. Six weeks later I was in hospital having sixteen inches of intestines removed.'

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Tower Hamletstan Seeking to make Sharia Law of the Land

Britain is so screwed:
Islamic extremists have called on British Muslims to establish three independent states within the UK.
The notorious Muslims Against the Crusades (MAC) group have named Yorkshire towns Bradford and Dewsbury and Tower Hamlets in East London as testbeds for blanket sharia rule.
The medieval 'emirates' would operate entirely outside British law....


Saturday, 2 July 2011

Rocket Launchers @ Heathrow

'We were asked to look for people burying things in the ground and shown all the components of this heat-seeking shoulder-launched missile.
'They told us there's no threat whatsoever, but please be on the lookout.

This makes me feel safe.

I can't say the thought of this threat has never crossed my mind before.

Also, 120GBP for a rocket launcher in Afghanistan? Seriously? Is it that easy to get this kind of weaponry?


Just scanning reports on William and Catherine's Canadian tour. Seems a bunch of whiney québécois found their way to the CTV comments section and someone decided to take them to task:
Quebecers please behave yourselves. Don't act up and embarrass Canada and insult Britain. I realize that you have been fighting the very ideas of Canada, and Britain, for the last 200 years. But isn't it now high time that you settle down, and grow up? I realize you've never accepted your sound defeat by the British, nor the stable, benevolent anglo monarchy that ensued. You were always so loyal to your France--that is until you were asked to save it from the Nazis when thousands of you ran for the woods to escape conscription. So please, just show some manners over the coming days. Show some hospitality, some class. These are Canada's guests. Hey, I do not recall Canadian and British protestors confronting Gilles Duceppe when he visited your dear France and openly pleaded with France to support him in fracturing Canada. This couple is here in friendship, not in conspiracy to destroy Canada--as most Quebecers usually are.