Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Newsmageddon in the UK.....

Having fun with local headlines today. Wondering what kind of earth shaking would happen if these stories met in some kind of newsapolistic fusion....

More than 300 patients in intensive care as Swine Flu sweeps the country (Daily Mail)

UK snow: rail passengers endure travel misery as Heathrow fiasco enters fifth day (Telegraph)

Met Office warns of more snow as bitter breeze adds to big freeze (Metro)

Christmas dinner hits the skids: Fears grow that supermarkets will run out of fresh food before the big day (Daily Mail)

And so can we expect tomorrow's headlines to read something along the following....
Thousands of tourists infected with swine flu as they wait for incompetent BAA chief to clear runway at Heathrow after he refused offer of military assistance as snow continues to fall delaying the arrival (by air) of swine flu vaccinations and the NHS is advising the public to stay indoors and eat well during this blistering blizzard however nobody is eating because the lorries are stuck on the motorway and the kids have no presents and Christmas is ruined as the entire country is sick and is tired of the snow even though we barely have any on the ground and the only people who are happy are the twelve terrorists recently arrested by Scotland Yard because all the stores of run out of ham and everyone is having a halal Christmas.