Monday, 17 May 2010

The Gospel of Marci

Did you know that Frank Klees was a Baptist minister? And that he introduced a bill to certify a particular Christian college?
No? Neither did Klees!
If I were him, and had been falsely called a Baptist minister in a book, I promise you I would not stop lording it over all my friends, insisting that they call me The Reverend Ezra.
'Cause Marci said so!
'Cause it's proof of the conspiracy!
'Cause she's got to sell some books!
'Cause Random House didn't bother fact-checking her!